Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
I don’t think we as a collective fandom will ever get over how perfect this casting is
Not everything about the fall from grace is all that bad
It’s actually all bad. This is just how I cope.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
that time Sam Winchester and Superman almost got into a fight that Lizzie McGuire broke up
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports
i would play the shit out of this
So I’m starting a team, who’s in?
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